December 2009
Its close to three now,
bobobado:
and i have to work early tomorrow.
gooodnight(:
I remember way back when.. :’)
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OK
alesmells:
from now on, ima be a nice ale. :)
attepmt #3:no dicky ale.
i mean it!!
must I always be an exception to your whatevers?
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ale is a caca.
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ignore last post.
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ale
is the prettyest most amazing person in the whole wide universe and she deserves everything in the world
shes so pretty and beautiful and amazing and perfect
i love ale more than anyone and anything and everything in this whoole milkyway
so ale, this is for you
i love you so mucncuhcmcyuhcumchyucnuc
“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that...”
– Unknown
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”
The teacher, knowing how precious these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well”, she said, “I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the...
joecat:
I currently watching the movie UP.
bbbest movie ever
barbaragzz:
incase youre reading this, i love you and im happy
i love you too barbara
amaliahdz:
magicspells:
Uffie / MCs Can Kiss
...
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thank God Chris excists ;p
(via alesmells)
“Today, I was taking a shower. When I squeezed my body wash bottle, it whistled....”
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Psh Christmas Shopping
I have a list too >:O
Ale
Angee
Mariah
Mario
Melinda
I have all of them ready except Ale’s. She’s not a cheap date.
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“Why do you want to see my Dani, belly?”
– Mario
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Oh god. I killed it.
“build a bridge and get over it”
– ROFL i thought that was sooo funny
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ilovetami.
(via alesmells)
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till azn tummies
(10: 16 PM) ale: this year is only going to get worse
(10: 16 PM) tami: ugh i know
(10: 16 PM) ale: and the following im going to end up killing myself
(10: 17 PM) ale: they werent like this before
(10: 17 PM) tami: me too seriously. lets die together
(10: 17 PM) ale: okay. or we can go to vegas
(10: 17 PM) ale: ill dress up as a boy
(10: 17 PM) ale: and get married
(10: 17 PM) tami: hahahahah. okay
(10: 17 PM) ale: and have children. okay
(10: 17 PM) tami: till asian tummies
(10: 17 PM) ale: yes
(10: 17 PM) tami:
(10: 17 PM) ale: ily caca
(10: 17 PM) tami: asian babies!
(10: 17 PM) ale: hahah eww
(10: 18 PM) ale: noo
(10: 18 PM) tami: nooo i dont want mini buttfaces running around my house
(10: 18 PM) ale: they wnt be able to please girls
(10: 18 PM) tami: LOL and that
(10: 18 PM) ale: hahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahljdsfajlaj XDDDDDDDD
(10: 18 PM) tami: hahahahahahahahah
(10: 18 PM) ale: wooowww hahahhaha
(10: 18 PM) tami: i know. lolololol
(10: 18 PM) ale: buttfacess
(10: 18 PM) tami: HAHAHAH
(10: 18 PM) ale: gROWWSSSSSS
(10: 18 PM) tami: hahahah
(10: 18 PM) ale: HHAHAHAHAHHAAH. EWWWWWW
(10: 18 PM) tami: i knowwwonwowo lololol
(10: 18 PM) ale: hahha
(10: 18 PM) tami: XP
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Chris S, I appreciate your existance. Without you,...
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tami: i love you mommy :}
mom: chingas a tu madre
first dani and now my mom? jesus..
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:*
lol
barbaragzz:
i like him alot
d0raaa:
New Found Glory- The Story So Far
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Why does god hate me?
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I took my little brother to stripes and we bought...
cashier: 20 bucks
tami: uh..
cashier: just kidding, 9.95$
tami: oh I was guna say 'fuck that dani pay for your own shit' but yeah. I'm the big sister I have to be a good role model
cashier: youre his sister? he looks older than you. I thought you were his girlfriend :O
tami: I'm like 5 years older than him! II DROVE HERE!
dani: how old does she look?
cashier: *long pause* 12?
tami: WHAT THE DVHFKBSLNFNASDF *walk out pissed*
dani: lolololol
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3:47
cant breathe
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dani: *sniffles*
tami: whats wrong? your girlfriend dump you already?
dani: psh no. the people i like ACTUALLY like me back
tami: *tear*
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tv: i love you. i love you. i love you.
tami: i love you :)
dani: shut up
tami: awww
tv: say i love you bla bla bla
dani: no.
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tv: swelling in the scrotum bla bla
tami: do you know what the scrotum is?
dani: no
tv: when his testicles startes swelling bla bla bla
dani: he has big ass balls
“An eye for an eye only makes the world go blind. That’s why you should...”
– Mike Rowe
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“If a stranger offers you candy, follow him because he probably knows where...”
– Camille and she got it from Community channel
So, here is how it goes. You tag five people on...
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heliotropium:
justdream:
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misterpeace:
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kristinamarie:
thatonegal:sarahmoore:brimichelle: (via supertruestory)
NO! Why did you pick me?!? Damn you! No, just kidding. I love you. I will force myself to think up five facts about myself that I didn’t already include in THIS LIST.
1. I am a huge fan of noir fiction, the best being...